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Parking meter #E-00073 · Essen · Stadtkern · Parkuhrfinder

Essen · Stadtkern

Meter #E-00073

“Prefers short conversations but tolerates long ones.”

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This machine has not yet been informed of its participation in our conversation programme.

Conversation suitability

Patience: Unlimited
Interruptions: None expected
Interest: Not demonstrated
Likelihood of contradiction: Extremely low

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Conversation starters

Why everything used to be better.
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