Patient listener matching · All across Germany
Our digital parking meter listens – online, instantly, no backchat. Gift talk time to someone who urgently needs to get something off their chest.
Parking ticket
Digital parking meter no. DIGITAL
€2.00
incl. VAT
Valid from redemption
A voucher for our digital parking meter: the recipient redeems the code and gets everything off their chest online. The meter listens, never argues and stores nothing.
€1.00 per 30 minutes · max. 4 hrs
Dedications are only visible with the voucher code and are never published.
Secure payment via Stripe · Prices incl. VAT · No account needed
Real locations. Unlimited patience. No guarantee of conversation.
26,615 parking meters currently listed. Open the map
How it works
Pick talk time like at the machine – €1.00 per 30 minutes. With a dedication if it should be formal.
Via WhatsApp, email, as a printable PDF or disguised as a harmless document.
Redeem the code, the clock runs, let it all out – typing or out loud. The digital meter listens and never argues.
We accept no responsibility for the quality of the conversation.
Psst
Send the parking meter as a harmless article, a PDF or a calendar invite. The preview looks perfectly serious. Only when opened: gotcha.
Send in disguise
Looks like an article, a PDF or an invite in WhatsApp & co. Only when opened: gotcha.
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For special people
Gift undivided attention. No arguing. No interruptions. And guaranteed free of unsolicited advice.
Same tariff as the machine. Maximum conversation time: 4 hours.
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1 hr of undivided attention
This voucher has been issued to:
John Doe
In view of your remarkable eagerness to share, a personal conversation with a parking meter has been recommended to you.
Your listener:
The digital parking meter
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Your listener listens, never contradicts and has not yet commented publicly on any of your topics.
“We match patient listeners. All across Germany.”
“Your opinion matters to us. That is why we found someone to listen to it.”
“Most parking meters are available around the clock. Interest cannot be guaranteed.”